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* Here, there's hills
of desert cheap wine *

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* Here, there's psychic
mocha hotline *

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* I'm feeling nothing

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* It feels fine

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* I'm feeling nothing

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* Mo... jo

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* Mojo in the sunshine

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* Mud slide

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* Free-range
chocolate shoeshine *

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* I'm feeling nothing

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* It feels fine

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* I'm feeling nothing

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* For all to shine.

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( siren blaring )

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MAN:
Well, that's what's brilliant
about you, Mr. Feldman.

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No one else would have thought
of building

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a residential mini-mall.

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Now that I've got everyone
else on the block

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to agree to your offer,
I think we're...

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It's got to be everyone
on the block-- everyone--

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or the deal's off.

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Oh, we're headed
into the canyon.

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I think I'm losing you.

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Mr. Feldman.

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Cut the crap, Dittmeyer.

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Did you get everyone or not?

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Well, there's this one family
that's holding out.

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Then sweeten the deal.

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Up the offer.

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It's not that simple.

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It's like they're not interested
in money.

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It's like they're not normal.

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Why the hell not?

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What's their story?

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* Here's the story
of a lovely lady *

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* Who was bringing up
three very lovely girls *

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* All of them had hair of gold
like their mother *

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* The youngest one in curls

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* It's a story
of a man named Brady *

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* Who was busy with three boys
of his own *

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* They were four men
living all together *

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* Yet they were all alone

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* Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow *

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* And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch *

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* That this group must
somehow form a family *

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* That's the way we all became
the Brady Bunch *

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* The Brady Bunch

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* The Brady Bunch

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* That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. *

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( sighs )

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( heavy metal music playing )

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( grunts )

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Don't worry about me.

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I'm okay.

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Morning, Mrs. Brady.

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Oh, thanks, Alice.

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Morning, Alice.

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Careful, Mr. Brady.
Don't bend over.

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We've gotten

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the Dittmeyers' mail
again, sweetheart.

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You'd think, after
all these years

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they'd know
who lives where.

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Well, I always know where
to deliver my mail.

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Mr. Brady...

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( lisping ):
Mommy, Marcia's been

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in the bathroom for
a super-long time.

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Now, Cindy, we've
told you before--

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no one likes
a tattletale.

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But, Daddy...

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Your father's right,
sweetheart.

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Why don't you

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help Alice
make some cookies?

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Okay, Mommy.

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But can my doll help, too?

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As long as it's
not Betsy Wetsy.

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She makes my cookies
soggy woggy.

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Oh, Alice.

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Mmm.

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4,998...

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Come on, Marcia, open up.

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I've got to shave.

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4,999...

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Gosh, Marcia, there are
other people in this family

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besides you.

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5,000.

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JAN:
Come on, Marcia.

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Doug Simpson's sure
to notice me today.

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All finished.

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Finally.

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Greg.

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Jan, you're just going
to have to wait your turn.

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It's never my turn.

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Jan, did you move
my trophies?

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Yes. I couldn't look
in the mirror

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without seeing the awards
of the great Marcia Brady.

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( clears throat )

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I believe these are
my white kneesocks.

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Not everything in
this room is yours.

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See, Jan? I told you
they were mine.

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Now, put them back,
and don't forget to close

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the drawer when you're done.

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She has every right to be mad.

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They are her socks.

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But why does Marcia get
all the socks?

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Why does Marcia get
all the trophies?

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Why does Marcia get
all the good drawers?

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Yeah. Why does Marcia
get everything?

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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.

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It's closed!

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Come on, Greg. Hurry up.

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( voice cracking ):
Boy, he's worse than Marcia.

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Hmm.

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Hey, what's wrong
with your voice?

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Well, my libido is increasing
at a rapid rate

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and the surge of hormones

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causes dramatic physical
and emotional changes.

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Well, that's what Miss Lynley
told us in health class.

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Finally.

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Yeah.

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Well, you kids have no idea what
it takes to impress a chick.

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Maybe, someday,
when you're older

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you'll get hip
to what it's like being a man.

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Good news, Greg.

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I'm putting on your favorite
Scooby Doo bedsheets.

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( laughing )

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Scooby Dooby doo!

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Honey, I think you've
stirred that enough.

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I'm not stirring.

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I'm looking for
Kitty Carryall's underpants.

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I tell you what.

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Why don't I take
over the cookies,

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and you run these letters
to the Dittmeyers

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and see if they've gotten
any of our mail by mistake.

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Okay, Mommy.

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( siren blaring )

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Missy,

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get your butt-ugly face
down here!

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Hello, Eric.
Are your parents home?

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Blow off, cheeseball.

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Missy!

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Shut up before you
have a toxic dump.

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Hello, Missy.

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How's your science project
coming?

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I finished mine.

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What are you going to do?

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Hand in your face
and call it barf mold?

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( imitating lisp ):
Thee you on the theethaw,
Thindy.

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Bye.

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( tires screeching )

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Look, Mr. Feldman, I promised
they'd sell, and they will.

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Like the Bates deal.

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Yeah, I know I took
it in the rear

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on that subdivision,
but this time,

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I'm the one
who's doing the screwing.

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Yeah, well, just make sure
one holdout family

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doesn't wreck this. You hear me?

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Look, can I call you back?

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Yeah.
Thanks.

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Hello, Mr. Dittmeyer.

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Why are you here?

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Oh.

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Thanks.

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Mom asked me to ask you

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if there's mail for us here
by mistake.

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I... I don't understand you.

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What do you want?

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Mom asked me to ask you

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if there's any mail for us here
by mistake.

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What?

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Mom asked me to ask you

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if there's any mail
for us here by mistake.

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Nope. Not a clue.

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She wants the Bradys' mail,
Larry!

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Thank you, darling.

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So kind of you to climb out
from under your hangover.

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Let's see.
Where did I file your mail?

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Oh, yes.

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Hi, honey.

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Hi.

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How's your daddy?

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He's fine.

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Mrs. Brady's lucky

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to have a big, strong,
virile man like that.

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Tell you what,
sweetie.

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Next Christmas,
you tell you daddy

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I'd be more than happy
to wrap his package.

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Okay.

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Here. Hit the road,
bad seed.

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Excuse me, but the juice
will make your shoes slip.

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( laughing ):
What?

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Your shoes'll slip in the juice.

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Oh.

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Bye.

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Bye-bye.

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( laughing )

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Daddy, Mrs. Dittmeyer said
that she'd be glad

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to wrap your package
this Christmas.

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Hmm... really?

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How is Mrs. Dittmeyer?

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Mr. Dittmeyer says
she's overhung.

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But he's not in a good mood

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because she's taking it
in the rear.

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Must be that paperboy again.

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Cindy, that's
Mr. Dittmeyer's business.

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Remember, nobody likes a snitch.

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I'm not a snitch.

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I just tell it like it is.

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You know, Cindy,
when you tattle
on someone,

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you're not just
telling on them.

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You're telling
on yourself.

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And, by tattling
on someone,

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you're really
just telling them,

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"I'm a tattletale."

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Now, is that the tale
you want to tell?

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I never thought
of it like that.

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Sweetheart, it's time to get

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your school things
together, honey.

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Okay, Mommy.

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Hmm...

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What is it, Mike?

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It's a letter
from the county.

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They say we
haven't paid
our property taxes.

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Haven't paid our taxes?

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We always pay our taxes.

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Well, they say it's
the fifth notice

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and we owe them $20,000
by the end of the week

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or they'll auction
our house.

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$20,000?!

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There has to be a mix-up.

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Well, we better call someone.

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We are?

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You do?

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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I see.

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We should?!

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You are?!

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Uh-huh.

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All right. Good-bye.

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( sighs )

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We owe them.

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Oh, Mike.

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Well, don't
you worry, honey.

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We'll find the money.

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Find the money?

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But we used our savings

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to go to the Grand
Canyon and Hawaii.

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What are we going
to do, Mike?

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Okay, troops...

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time for school!

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Greg!

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Marcia!

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Peter!

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Jan!

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Bobby!

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Cindy!

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Oh!
Oh!

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Oh!
Oh!

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Do we always have
to walk so close?

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ALL:
Oh, Jan.

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Uh... Mom, can I borrow
your car today?

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I want to ask Donna Leonard

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to go out for a soda
after school.

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All right,
but no hot-rodding.

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Thanks, Mom.

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She's the most far-out chick
in my class.

268
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,853
You wouldn't believe

269
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,054
how much I dig her.

270
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,055
Sure, I would.

271
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,489
I've been digging Sam so long,

272
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,024
by the time he proposes,

273
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,192
I'll be six feet under.

274
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,293
( all laughing )

275
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,997
Oh, Alice, what would
we do without you?

276
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,498
Probably eat out.

277
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,067
( all laughing )

278
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,004
Hey, why the
long face, Bobby?

279
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,506
Well, ever since I became
a safety monitor

280
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,141
at school...

281
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,442
nobody will
talk to me.

282
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,879
They think I'm
some kind of fink.

283
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,914
Bobby, people
like to be corrected

284
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,049
when they're doing
something wrong.

285
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,018
That's how
we improve ourselves.

286
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,320
Right, Dad.

287
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,289
And, if your
sister would
wear her glasses,

288
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,024
she just might
improve her eyesight.

289
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,159
Marcia doesn't
have to wear glasses.

290
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,195
Besides, all my friends
at school

291
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,530
say glasses make me
look positively goofy.

292
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,401
Now, honey, you look very lovely
with your glasses on.

293
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,936
Doesn't she, kids?

294
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,105
Far out, Jan.
Yeah.
Yeah.

295
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,239
GREG:
You look great.

296
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,174
Yeah, I mean it.
Outtasight.

297
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,342
( all murmuring agreement )

298
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,412
MIKE:
All right, troops,
off to school.

299
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,413
CAROL:
Good-bye.

300
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,414
Have a good day.

301
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,548
GREG:
Bye, Mom.
Bye, Dad.

302
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,549
Bye, Mom.

303
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,550
Come on, Marcia.

304
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,551
I'm coming.

305
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,986
Jan, a real friend

306
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,421
likes you
for who you are,

307
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,156
not what's
on your face.

308
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,457
If you judge
your friends

309
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,892
for passing
judgment on you,

310
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,393
you're not only
judging yourself

311
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,295
you're judging your
friends for judging you.

312
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,864
And that would be
using bad judgment.

313
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,333
I never thought of it that way.

314
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,301
CAROL:
Jan?

315
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,504
Oh.

316
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,477
Bye.

317
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,979
CAROL:
Bye, honey.

318
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,315
( sighs )

319
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,030
Bye, Bobby.

320
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,398
Bye, Jan.

321
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,301
Oh!

322
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,440
Oh! Oh!

323
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,314
( loud crash )

324
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,482
Ow!

325
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,253
( dog barking )

326
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,388
( horn honking )

327
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,124
( tires screeching )

328
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,459
Stupid little
punk kid, stay out

329
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,527
of the road!

330
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,430
( brakes screeching )

331
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,399
( horn honking )

332
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,203
Davy Jones is the most.

333
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,637
I sure wish
he'd write back.

334
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,372
I wrote him
over a month ago.

335
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,042
But, Marcia, he gets
millions of letters.

336
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,911
But I president
of his fan club

337
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,912
and I invited him

338
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,613
to entertain
at the school dance.

339
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,381
A big rock star like that

340
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,351
can't just drop everything
for our dance.

341
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,386
Geez, you can be
so silly sometimes.

342
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,455
Everybody out.
This is a carjack.

343
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,557
Well, of course this is a car.

344
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,427
But my name's not Jack--
it's Greg.

345
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,229
And this is
my sister Marcia.

346
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,363
Hi.

347
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,331
And you are?

348
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,899
Eddie. Wait a minute.
Didn't you hear me?

349
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:26,934
Get out now!

350
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,601
This is a carjacking.

351
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,403
Greg, I think
he has a flat tire.

352
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,139
He must need a jack.

353
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,140
Sorry, Eddie.

354
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,108
We don't have a jack.

355
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,376
But don't worry.
I'll call AAA

356
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,410
as soon as we
get to school.

357
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,312
It was so nice to meet you.

358
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,313
Bye-bye.

359
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,381
( horn honking )

360
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,483
MAN:
Hey, you moron!

361
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,452
Out of the way, jerk!

362
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,922
Now, don't worry
about the house, honey.

363
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,591
I'm sure Mr. Phillips
will advance me the money.

364
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,293
Oh, of course he will.

365
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,495
You're the best
player on his team.

366
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,464
Mmm. Go get 'em, tiger.

367
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,968
Tiger... Tiger...

368
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,603
Whatever happened to that dog?

369
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,637
Ha! Brady.

370
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,273
Morning,
Larry.

371
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,309
You know, I was just reading
about some beautiful property

372
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,477
available up in Utah.

373
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,346
I'll bet you'd feel
right at home there.

374
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,548
Blue skies,
clean living, Osmonds.

375
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,618
Thanks, Larry, but I'm
still not interested in moving.

376
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,087
I love this house.

377
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,056
Carol loves it, the kids
love it, Alice loves it.

378
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,358
It was our first house
all together.

379
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,160
Half a mil--
take it or leave it.

380
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:31,331
Like I said, there's nothing
that could get us to sell.

381
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,600
I designed this house myself.

382
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,468
It's in perfect condition.

383
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:39,606
Carol thinks so, the kids
think so, Alice thinks so.

384
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,374
Sorry.

385
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,544
Well, you can't blame a guy
for trying, huh?

386
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:48,181
( laughing )

387
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,084
Putz.

388
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,528
Uh... excuse me,
Mr. Dittmeyer...

389
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,496
but, as a member
of the safety patrol,

390
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,033
I must warn you
that your hedge is overgrown

391
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,001
and can block the view
of the street

392
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,136
for oncoming traffic.

393
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,038
I know this
because I was on my bike

394
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,140
and checked out
the sight lines myself.

395
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,774
Hmm. Well, you see, Billy...

396
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,575
Bobby.

397
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,010
Like it matters.

398
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,611
I grew my hedge tall
for a reason.

399
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,582
So I wouldn't have
to see your family.

400
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,651
Thank you for your concern.

401
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,627
( horn honking )

402
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,728
( glass breaking )

403
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,130
MAN:
Loco! Loco!

404
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,565
( alarm blaring )

405
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,069
You are standing too close
to the vehicle.

406
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,537
* I've seen the future,
and this is... *

407
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,546
( horn honking )

408
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,692
* ...warmer, girl

409
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,161
* Making the music softer...

410
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,799
See you later.

411
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,707
Hey, there, groovy chick.

412
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,242
Oh, great.

413
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:26,313
Do I look like a yellow,
fuzzy baby bird to you?

414
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,780
Hey, that's funny, Donna.

415
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,517
You know, you are
really happening
in a far-out way.

416
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,718
How about you and me

417
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,586
going out for a soda
after school?

418
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,455
Sorry. I got a step class.

419
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,290
If you're
having problems
with your steps

420
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,759
maybe you should
let me carry your
books to history class.

421
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,762
I can hold my own books,
and it's not history--

422
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,531
it's "herstory."

423
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,732
Wow.

424
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,738
Hi, everybody.

425
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:57,644
* A goddess on a mountaintop

426
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:03,316
* Was burnin'
like a silver flame... *

427
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,317
Hey, Marcia.

428
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,652
Hello, Doug Simpson.

429
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,155
* And Venus was her name...

430
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,423
God, she drives me crazy!

431
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,559
DOUG:
I got to
have that.

432
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,727
I live next
door to her.

433
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,396
And she's harder
to get into

434
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,165
than a Pearl Jam
concert.

435
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,433
What are
you guys
talking about?

436
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,735
Just how twisted
the Bradys are.

437
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,870
Especially Marcia.

438
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,705
What a retro-wannabe.

439
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,241
I think
Peter's a babe.

440
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,144
Well, in a Gilligan
sort of way.

441
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,479
What, are you nuts?

442
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,480
( bell rings )

443
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,481
Biology.

444
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,782
Take notes.

445
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,751
What?

446
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,488
* Wow!

447
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,156
* She's got it

448
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,593
* Yeah, baby, she's got it...

449
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,261
( sighs )

450
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,596
Hi, Marcia.

451
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,763
Hi.

452
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,765
Oh, guess what? My mom
said I can sleep over.

453
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,900
Oh, really?

454
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,735
That's great, Noreen.
Guess what else.

455
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,537
Doug just
said hi to me.

456
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,172
He is so dreamy,
isn't he?

457
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,507
Yeah, I guess.

458
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,508
( signs )

459
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,909
If you like

460
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,311
that sort
of thing.

461
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,913
So, can I carry your books
to class?

462
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,915
Sure, Noreen.

463
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,684
After all, you are
my best friend.

464
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,353
Uh-oh.

465
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,487
Here comes Doug.

466
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:14,854
Go away.

467
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:15,855
Sure.

468
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,623
No, no. Stay.

469
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,490
Okay.

470
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,558
No, no. Leave.

471
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:18,991
Fine.

472
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:19,659
No, no. Stay.

473
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,793
And pretend
I just said

474
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,395
something really funny.

475
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,730
What? Oh.

476
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,732
( laughing )

477
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,899
DOUG:
Hi, Marcia.

478
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,835
( laughs and snorts )

479
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:29,869
What's up?

480
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:30,870
Oh. Um... hi, Doug.

481
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:31,938
Listen, I was
just wondering,

482
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,273
if you're not
doing anything

483
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,276
Friday night,
maybe you'd like to go

484
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,710
to the dance
with me.

485
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,612
Sure. That would be a blast.

486
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,882
Cool. You'll hear from me.

487
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,284
Great.

488
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,689
He's so outtasight.

489
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:51,991
( sighs )

490
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,726
Oh, my gosh!

491
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,395
I just remembered.

492
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,396
What?

493
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,630
I already told Charlie

494
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,466
I would go to the
dance with him.

495
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,633
So?

496
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,236
So I can't go out
with two boys at once.

497
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:07,407
I like Charlie,
but Doug is so cute.

498
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,377
And, after all,
he is the big man on campus.

499
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,813
Noreen, what am I going to do?

500
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:17,550
This is the worst mess
I've ever gotten myself into.

501
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,551
The worst!

502
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,552
Oh...

503
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,721
My life is over!

504
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,923
( bell rings )

505
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:27,427
TEACHER:
So, that is what
males experience

506
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,762
during the onset of puberty.

507
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:33,600
Now, as far as the young women
are concerned...

508
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,403
First, we begin with ovulation
and its effect

509
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,938
on the female body.

510
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:39,806
( snoring )

511
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,341
Peter?

512
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,642
Yes, Miss Lynley?

513
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,777
Why don't you come up here

514
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,914
and take the pointer...
and we will trace

515
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,583
the path of the ovum
through the fallopian tube,

516
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:55,288
where the uterine lining
is flushed through the vagina.

517
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,658
Ohh...

518
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,660
Oh! Peter!

519
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,895
Peter!

520
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,833
So, Jan, what can
I help you with?

521
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,501
Teen pregnancy?

522
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,802
Bulimia?

523
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,971
Suicidal
tendencies?

524
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,375
No. It's
my stupid glasses.

525
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,377
Oh.

526
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,811
I know I should wear them.

527
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,748
I look at myself
in the mirror every morning

528
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,717
and I say to myself,
"Jan, put on your glasses."

529
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,520
But then I say,
"You look like a super creep.

530
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,821
Take them off."

531
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:31,691
It's like my head tells me
to do different things

532
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:32,859
and I get very confused.

533
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,461
Inner voices?

534
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,463
Good. That's good.

535
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,565
Let's explore that.

536
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,467
What does she mean,
"inner voices"?

537
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,702
I don't think that's
any of her business.

538
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,837
But it's her job
to ask questions.

539
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:47,006
You are so dumb.

540
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,008
I don't have "inner voices."

541
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,710
Now, Jan,

542
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:53,346
paranoid schizophrenia
is very common

543
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,982
amongst children
of blended families.

544
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,585
You are the middle
child, aren't you?

545
00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,752
Middle child?

546
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,722
Don't you mean
Marcia Brady's little sister?

547
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,858
Wait a minute.
She's just trying to help.

548
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,160
Help? Wake up!

549
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:11,464
She's just looking for
an excuse to bring up Marcia.

550
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,899
Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

551
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,535
Yes! I'm in the middle!

552
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,405
Well, it sounds like
you have a serious case

553
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,872
of...

554
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,841
"middle child syndrome."

555
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,743
But you needn't worry.

556
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,845
Here's a copy of my book...

557
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,048
and my tapes.

558
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,050
In the meantime,

559
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,753
do something
to make yourself stand out--

560
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,022
give you
your own look--

561
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,658
apart from your siblings.

562
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,593
A new look.

563
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:41,528
That's it.

564
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:44,130
Gee, thanks, Mrs. Cummings.

565
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,066
Jan, come back

566
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,601
when you're pregnant.

567
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:53,172
And, girl, you better work.

568
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,475
* Work it down

569
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,176
* Do your thing...

570
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:00,046
BOY:
There ain't
no justice!

571
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,180
Hi, Holly.

572
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,181
Hi.

573
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,816
Can I give
you a hand?

574
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,017
Yeah. Thanks.

575
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,554
I'm over here.

576
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,023
Hey...

577
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,892
Petey.

578
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,193
Look, Leon.

579
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,028
It's Holly's
little friend.

580
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,898
Hey, knock it off or I'll...

581
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,567
Or you'll what?

582
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,134
Dittmeyer!

583
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,537
Do it and die.

584
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,045
I'm going to
get you, Brady.

585
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,983
A $20,000 advance?

586
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,918
I'd like to, Mike,

587
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,920
but we're still hurting
from the recession.

588
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:44,090
I only have three
developers coming
all this week.

589
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:46,826
Let me have a shot
at those projects, Mr. Phillips.

590
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,928
If I can sell
one of them my design

591
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,763
you could front me
the advance, right?

592
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,232
Sure, but...

593
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,803
How should I put this
delicately, Mike?

594
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:02,074
Your designs
are from another time.

595
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,578
That's kind of you to say,
Mr. Phillips.

596
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:06,846
I've always thought

597
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,115
of my style as "classic,"
as well.

598
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:10,683
I'll get right to work.

599
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,156
Well, Mr. Amir,
what do you think?

600
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,891
I love it.

601
00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,694
But it's too...

602
00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,129
interesting.

603
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,631
I want
something simple.

604
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,799
A couple
of self-serve pump

605
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,768
and a Slurpee machine.

606
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,071
Sorry.

607
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,143
It's only strike one,
Mr. Phillips.

608
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,979
I've still got
two more times at bat.

609
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:43,282
( whistling
a sprightly tune )

610
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,151
Cinderella,

611
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:46,819
dressed in yellow,

612
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:48,154
went to the ball

613
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,922
to kiss the fellow.

614
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,158
Hey, Heidi, go yodel
in your own yard, huh?

615
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:54,126
Okay, Mr. Dittmeyer.

616
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,970
Whoa!

617
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,020
Hey!

618
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:22,288
Hey,
little girl!

619
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,025
I got to get
something

620
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:27,159
out of my truck.

621
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,728
Don't let anybody

622
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,763
touch this wire.

623
00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:33,265
Can you do that?
Of course.

624
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,973
Daddy, there's a Brady
in our yard!

625
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,713
I thought I told you

626
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:47,680
to stay

627
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:48,881
in your own yard.

628
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:51,651
Yes. But you see, Mr. Dittmeyer,
I'm simply standing here...

629
00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,686
You know, the lisp thing
is really getting old.

630
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,155
So why don't you hop back
on the Swiss Miss package

631
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:57,724
where you belong, huh?

632
00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:58,991
Okay.

633
00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:00,326
Oh.

634
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,329
Don't forget your jump rope.

635
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,231
( screaming )

636
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,967
Ohh...

637
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,841
Try it
and you're Spam.

638
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,142
( whimpering )

639
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,081
Well, Mr. Brady,

640
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,784
did you hit
a home run today?

641
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:29,055
My design didn't even
make it to first base.

642
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,161
( sighs )

643
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,330
You know, maybe
we should think

644
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:41,000
about taking
Mr. Dittmeyer
up on his offer.

645
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:44,203
You're serious
about selling the house?

646
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,072
Carol, I designed
this house myself--

647
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,206
every color,
every brick,

648
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,741
every sheet
of Formica.

649
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,110
If I knew another
way out, I'd take it.

650
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,779
But where else are
we going to find

651
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,647
$20,000 by the end of the week?

652
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,148
Oh, no.

653
00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:58,885
We're going to have
to sell our house.

654
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,725
* Clowns never laughed before

655
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:09,829
* Beanstalks
never grew *

656
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:13,099
* No one ever loved...

657
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,668
What is it, Cindy?

658
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:18,237
I'm busy writing
a song for Danielle.

659
00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:20,873
I have to tell
you something.

660
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,241
Okay.

661
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:23,409
But I can't tell you,

662
00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,011
'cause that
would be tattling.

663
00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:26,078
Come on, Cindy.

664
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:28,180
If it's important,
it's not tattling.

665
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,315
I'm never
going to tell

666
00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:31,751
that Mom and Dad
have to sell the house

667
00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,085
because they owe

668
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,253
$20,000.

669
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,288
Oops.

670
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,225
And that's why
I called this meeting.

671
00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,960
Greg, what are
we going to do?

672
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:44,130
Yeah. If we don't
raise $20,000
in one week,

673
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,264
we'll have to move.

674
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:47,133
And go to a
new school.

675
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,334
And make new friends.

676
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:51,137
But, Jan, you don't
have any friends.

677
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,272
Wait. We can
save the house.

678
00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:55,441
We can raise
the money ourselves.

679
00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,143
But how?

680
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,111
Well, we can
each get jobs
and earn extra money.

681
00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,147
( voice cracking ):
Hey, neato idea.

682
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,349
Gee, there are
so many things I'm good at.

683
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:04,784
I wouldn't know
where to start.

684
00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:08,721
( mimicking ):
Oh, I'm just so perfect
at so many things.

685
00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:10,189
You're just jealous, Jan.

686
00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:12,324
I'm going to make
some serious cash.

687
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,994
Oh, yeah? Well,
I bet I can make
more than you.

688
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,128
With what, shrimpo?

689
00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,463
Your tooth fairy
money?

690
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,165
Who are you
calling "shrimpo"?

691
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,299
Hey, Mom always said

692
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,301
don't play ball
in the house.

693
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,270
( all arguing )

694
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,205
Hey, you guys,
stop fighting!

695
00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:28,307
If we're going
to save this house
for Mom and Dad,

696
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,475
we've each
got to make

697
00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:31,043
as much
as we can.

698
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,078
Yeah.

699
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:33,112
Yeah.

700
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,046
Yeah.

701
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,247
Yeah.

702
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,892
MARCIA:
But, Jan, you don't
have any friends.

703
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,994
You're just jealous, Jan.

704
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,108
Jan! What are you doing?

705
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:03,275
Go back
to sleep, Cindy.

706
00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:04,811
Jan, don't!

707
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,913
Marcia's hair is so beautiful.

708
00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,180
Exactly. That's why

709
00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:11,050
I'm going to get
a lot of money

710
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,819
when I sell it.

711
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:17,857
( laughing )

712
00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,291
( screaming )

713
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,860
Jan,

714
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:22,528
what are you doing?

715
00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:24,263
Oh, Marcia.

716
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,265
I love your hair.

717
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,835
Ooh! What
a groovy hairdo.

718
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,837
Oh, you're
so beautiful!

719
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,304
No! She's supposed

720
00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:33,439
to look bad.

721
00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:36,242
No! Nooooo!

722
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,510
( alarm ringing )

723
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:44,383
What a horrible dream.

724
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,887
( pretending to play )

725
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:53,525
Greg, have
you gone bananas?

726
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:58,064
No. I just found
a way to save our house.

727
00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:00,599
I'm going
to become a rock star.

728
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:04,203
That's great, Greg,
but I need some advice

729
00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:06,205
about something
really important.

730
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,074
See, Charlie asked
me to the dance

731
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:09,308
and I said yes.

732
00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:12,178
Then Doug asked me,
and I said yes to him, too.

733
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:13,345
What am I going to do?

734
00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:17,183
Well, you just tell the guy
you don't want to go with

735
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,351
that something
suddenly came up.

736
00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:20,619
And that works?

737
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,823
Sure. Girls say it
to me all the time.

738
00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,262
Hey, Marcia.

739
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:31,898
Oh, hi, Charlie.

740
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:34,333
I can't wait until
the dance Friday night.

741
00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:37,136
Oh. Um...

742
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,438
about the dance, Charlie...

743
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:42,508
well, something
suddenly came up.

744
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,311
Oh.

745
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,613
Oh, well,
you know, that's okay.

746
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,315
Maybe some other time?

747
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,883
Sure.

748
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,218
Bye.

749
00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:53,419
Bye.

750
00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,122
Greg was right.

751
00:30:57,323 --> 00:31:00,126
Well, that takes care
of that problem.

752
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,295
Let's see what's next.

753
00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:07,366
Hmm.

754
00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:15,007
* Clowns never laughed before

755
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:17,476
* Beanstalks
never grew... *

756
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,111
BOBBY:
"Attention!

757
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,580
"Missing school office supplies.

758
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,249
Reward offered."

759
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:26,185
Office supplies? I don't know
what you're talking about.

760
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:27,353
Yeah.
I heard it before.

761
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,488
You know,
I've got reward money

762
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:30,923
riding on this.

763
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:32,558
Now, spread 'em.

764
00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:36,495
Oh, come on, Mrs. Whitfield!

765
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:39,098
You're going to have to do

766
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,299
better than that!

767
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:50,709
Boy, you sure have

768
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,446
some strong thigh muscles,
Mrs. Whitfield.

769
00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:56,648
But I've been here
for hours!

770
00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:58,517
Please! You
won't regret it!

771
00:31:58,550 --> 00:31:59,685
I guarantee it!
Please.

772
00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,521
Weren't you ever
a kid with a dream

773
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,256
of making something
of yourself?

774
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,424
( sighing )

775
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,263
( chuckling ):
"Clowns"?

776
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:12,264
"Beanstalks"?

777
00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:15,101
What the hell is this?

778
00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:17,436
This is a guaranteed
gold record!

779
00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:20,039
* Clowns never
laughed before *

780
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,540
* And beanstalks...

781
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:23,175
No.

782
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:25,444
Look, what did you say

783
00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:26,678
your name was again?

784
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,514
Bravo... Johnny Bravo.

785
00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:29,548
Listen...

786
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:30,682
"Bravo..."

787
00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:33,352
today's sound is raw,
with an edge.

788
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,721
Seattle... grunge...
garage bands...

789
00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:38,590
Don't they have
beanstalks in Seattle?

790
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,659
( door slams )

791
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:44,130
Well, hey, there,
groovy chick.

792
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,632
Mmm... uh-uh.

793
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:48,200
Yeah. It went fabulous.

794
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:50,436
Put the head back on, Fletcher.

795
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,471
Listen, I am closing in
on the, uh...

796
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,739
on the Bradys, though.

797
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:54,540
( phone rings )

798
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,208
Can I call you back,
Mr. Feldman?

799
00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:57,409
My car phone's ringing.

800
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,213
Hello.

801
00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:02,748
WOMAN:
Hello. I'm calling
from a marketing firm.

802
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:05,384
We'd just like
a few minutes of your time...

803
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,418
Ow!

804
00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:08,154
( groaning )

805
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:10,556
Do you ever use
pens and pencils?

806
00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:12,058
I know you do...

807
00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,561
Oh, hi, Mrs. Dittmeyer!

808
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:18,097
I'm here to see Eric.

809
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:19,098
Oh, hi, Greggie.

810
00:33:19,131 --> 00:33:21,400
Oh, Greg...

811
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,601
I'm so glad
you're here.

812
00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,470
I've got some more
of your mail.

813
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,571
( chuckling ):
Oh.

814
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,606
Oh, gee, your
hands are full.

815
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,275
Let me just...

816
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,312
My, you've...

817
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,346
gotten so big.

818
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,582
You're almost as big
as your daddy.

819
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:38,584
And I'm still growing.

820
00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:41,153
Right... before
my very eyes.

821
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:44,590
Your pants are...
so tight.

822
00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:45,791
Hey, Mrs.
Dittmeyer.

823
00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:46,792
Peter!

824
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,560
Can I mow
your lawn?

825
00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:51,297
I'm trying to earn
some extra money.

826
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:52,598
Sure.

827
00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:54,800
( chuckling ):
Two Bradys...

828
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,136
Tell you what--
when you boys are done,

829
00:33:57,169 --> 00:34:00,206
why don't you come inside
and help me make a sandwich?

830
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,318
Penny for your thoughts.

831
00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,820
How about 20,000
of them?

832
00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:17,389
You're worried about
the house, aren't you?

833
00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:19,691
I told you I'd take care
of everything.

834
00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:25,431
Oh, Mike, it's just that
we're so happy here.

835
00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,533
I sure would miss
our kitchen

836
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:28,734
and our garden...

837
00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:29,835
and Alice!

838
00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:30,702
If we lose her,

839
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:32,604
who'll make the
lunches I pass out?

840
00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,240
And who'll
answer the phone:

841
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:35,841
( imitating Alice ):
"Brady residence."

842
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:37,376
And who'll help me...

843
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:41,480
Honey, Alice isn't going
anywhere, and neither are we.

844
00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:45,751
Besides, she doesn't do
everything around her.

845
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:52,124
Time to put your
bookmark in, Mr. Brady.

846
00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:59,231
( snoring )

847
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:07,273
I sure am glad your mom
let you sleep over

848
00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:09,141
on a school night.

849
00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:13,212
Marcia, I have to
tell you something.

850
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:14,613
Hmm?

851
00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:19,651
You are the prettiest girl
in the entire school.

852
00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:21,253
I know.

853
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:25,557
But how can I use my good looks
and sparkling personality

854
00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:28,194
to make money
and save our house?

855
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,763
That's it!

856
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:35,401
I could be a teen model!

857
00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:36,902
Oh, thanks, Noreen!

858
00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:38,937
You're the greatest!

859
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,672
Oh...

860
00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:44,310
Noreen?

861
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:45,411
Hmm?

862
00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:46,878
Is that you?

863
00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:48,214
Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.

864
00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:50,216
I thought that was
my leg.

865
00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:51,483
Oh...

866
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:53,319
Night.

867
00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:55,287
Sweet dreams, Marcia.

868
00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:03,729
I still don't know why
you had to tag along.

869
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:04,863
This is my thing.

870
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:09,301
You're not the only one
who can be a model, you know.

871
00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:13,539
Ooh... those are
pretty pictures.

872
00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:15,941
What have you
modeled for?

873
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,943
Guess.

874
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:21,947
Um... are you
a Breck girl?

875
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,282
No. "Guess" jeans.

876
00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,351
Okay, um...

877
00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,319
Levis... Wrangler...

878
00:36:27,353 --> 00:36:29,521
Oshkosh B'Gosh?

879
00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:30,589
WOMAN:
Brady girls?

880
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,324
That's us.

881
00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:34,826
So... you're
professional models?

882
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,463
Yes, we are!
Of course!

883
00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:39,698
So, what do you
have to show me?

884
00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,300
Plenty.

885
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,204
( exotic music playing )

886
00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,854
( stops music )

887
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,724
Oh...

888
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,526
Why don't we
take five?

889
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,894
You.

890
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,530
Wow...

891
00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,035
Thank you!

892
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,704
Why does everyone
always choose Marcia?!

893
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,572
What does she have
that I don't have?!

894
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:24,376
Now, Marcia, I may
be able to use you,

895
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:26,712
but first, you're
going to have to do

896
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,447
a little work on yourself.

897
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,916
You mean like walking
with a book on my head?

898
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,918
No. I mean like
cutting that mousy hair,

899
00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:33,952
capping those teeth

900
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:36,788
and losing about 30 pounds,
my little sausage.

901
00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:38,790
How do you feel about

902
00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:40,892
breast implants?

903
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,695
Cut my hair?!

904
00:37:43,729 --> 00:37:44,963
( sighing )

905
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,637
And, after much
consideration, Mr. Swanson,

906
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:54,940
I designed a structure
especially for your needs.

907
00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:56,475
So, what do you think?

908
00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:59,345
SWANSON:
Well, it's just
too good a design

909
00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:00,946
for a fast food joint.

910
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,081
You see what I'm saying,
Phillips?

911
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,452
This is... I think you're
pumping a dry well here.

912
00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:08,454
You understand
what I'm saying?

913
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:09,087
All right.

914
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,356
I'll be in touch with you.

915
00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:11,557
Sorry, Mikey.

916
00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,994
Well... strike two.

917
00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:23,902
There's got to be a way
to make $20,000.

918
00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:26,672
Hey!

919
00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:29,375
"Search for the Stars
is looking

920
00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:31,343
"for fresh young musical acts.

921
00:38:31,377 --> 00:38:34,513
First prize: $20,000."

922
00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:35,781
Hmm...

923
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,417
Too bad I'm not a musical act.

924
00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:40,752
Hey, Marcia!

925
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:44,790
I'm not Marcia! I'm Jan!

926
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:46,124
The usual, Sam.

927
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,893
Sure thing, Mrs. Brady.

928
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:50,462
20 pounds of ground round
coming right up.

929
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:52,398
Carol, are you still
eating red meat?

930
00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:54,533
Why, of course!
I've got growing kids!

931
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:56,602
I have to think
about their health!

932
00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:57,936
Isn't Sam

933
00:38:57,969 --> 00:38:59,438
the best?

934
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,407
We're sure going to miss
this place when we move,

935
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,040
won't we?

936
00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,542
Oh, we're not moving.

937
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,811
You're not? I thought everyone
on the block was.

938
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,913
Mike says there's
no reason to sell.

939
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,381
We'll be here forever.

940
00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:11,417
There you go, Mrs. Brady.

941
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:14,019
Thanks, Sam.

942
00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:16,388
Have a nice day.

943
00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:17,689
Bye, Sam.

944
00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:19,057
Bye.

945
00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:26,965
Marcia, could you call
the troops to dinner?

946
00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:28,400
In a second.

947
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:30,936
I'm just checking
for a letter from Davy Jones.

948
00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,003
Nothing.

949
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:35,774
Oh, Alice, if I don't get
an answer from him soon,

950
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:39,044
I'll be the most humiliated girl
in the world.

951
00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:42,914
You think waiting three weeks
for an answer is rough?

952
00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:45,684
Try waiting 20 years
for the question.

953
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,420
Alice.

954
00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:52,057
Hey, Greg, you're
the Casanova
of Clinton Avenue.

955
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,625
How can I get Holly
to go for me?

956
00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:55,994
Well, chicks
love compliments, man.

957
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,829
Just tell her
how groovy she is.

958
00:39:57,863 --> 00:39:58,997
And that really works?

959
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,832
Trust me. It always
gets a reaction.

960
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:02,668
Now, throw me a pass.

961
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:05,904
24, 32, set, hike.

962
00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,742
Dinner's ready... Ooh, my nose!

963
00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:13,845
Are you all right?

964
00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,847
Oh, gee,
I'm sorry, Marcia.

965
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,082
Yeah, me, too.

966
00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:19,685
CAROL:
Let's have
a look, Marcia.

967
00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,524
I look awful, just awful.

968
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:29,728
I can never show my face
in school again.

969
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:30,929
I'm ruined.

970
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,999
Sweetheart, I know
you feel terrible,

971
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,635
but it's going
to get better.

972
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:39,237
I'm sure no one
will ever notice.

973
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,872
Oh, my goodness.

974
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:42,941
What happened to your...?

975
00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:46,945
mother's
favorite picture?

976
00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:48,079
It's crooked.

977
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,015
I mean the painting's crooked.

978
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,484
I think
I'd better go.

979
00:40:52,518 --> 00:40:53,885
I think I hear the nose boy.

980
00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:55,020
I mean the newsboy.

981
00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:57,856
Oh, boy, did I blow it.

982
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:02,060
Now I'll never be a teen model.

983
00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:03,662
I'll never be anything.

984
00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:05,564
What's the point of living?

985
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:06,965
I might as well die.

986
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,806
Don't forget my
$10 reward money.

987
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,543
I made more
than you--
almost $12.

988
00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:20,512
Well, I got $15
from Mrs. Dittmeyer.

989
00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:22,648
Boy, is she
a good tipper.

990
00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:25,751
But we're still
nowhere near $20,000.

991
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,619
This is just awful.

992
00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:29,054
You can say that again.

993
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,922
Tonight's the school dance

994
00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:33,559
and my nose
still hasn't gone down.

995
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:36,027
Hey, I saw something

996
00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:38,697
on the bulletin board at school

997
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:41,032
about a "Search
for the Stars" contest.

998
00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:43,034
They're looking for fresh,

999
00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:44,703
young musical groups.

1000
00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:46,972
First prize is exactly $20,000.

1001
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,940
Oh, sure, Jan,
like we'd really win.

1002
00:41:48,974 --> 00:41:49,741
Oh, Jan...

1003
00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:51,209
We'd never have
a chance of winning.

1004
00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:52,043
We might as well
rob a bank.

1005
00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,945
Guys, there's no point
in fighting.

1006
00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:55,681
We're running out of time,
and we still have to find

1007
00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:57,315
a way out of this mess.

1008
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,951
I sure am going
to miss this house.

1009
00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,052
Uh-oh.

1010
00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:03,154
Here comes Mom and Dad.

1011
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,090
All right, now,
remember, everyone, act happy.

1012
00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:06,124
We can't let on

1013
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:07,659
that we know anything.

1014
00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:11,129
( all laughing )

1015
00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:16,234
Mike, you don't think the kids
suspect anything, do you?

1016
00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:18,303
Oh, no, of course not.

1017
00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:22,974
Well, just to make sure,
we should act extra happy.

1018
00:42:23,008 --> 00:42:27,078
Well, you know
what makes us the happiest.

1019
00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:28,747
ALL:
Potato sack race!

1020
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,081
ALICE:
Get ready...

1021
00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:31,149
get set...

1022
00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,851
go!

1023
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:35,621
( all cheering )

1024
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:36,988
So, what can
I do you for?

1025
00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:38,056
You can explain to me

1026
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:40,091
what Mrs. Brady told my wife.

1027
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,160
Yeah, if Mike Brady
won't sell,

1028
00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:44,596
we're all screwed.

1029
00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:46,765
Well, allow me
to take this opportunity

1030
00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:48,133
to set the record straight.

1031
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,902
The Bradys are selling,
my clients are buying

1032
00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:53,171
and you are all making out
like bandits.

1033
00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:55,641
Scotch, Steve?
Are you calling
my wife a liar?

1034
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:56,975
Steve, no.

1035
00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:59,611
I'm just saying
you can't believe the Bradys.

1036
00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:02,981
You've all seen the insane stuff
that goes on over there.

1037
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,183
How about this
Astroturf lawn

1038
00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:07,619
they treat like
real grass, huh?

1039
00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:08,954
And, excuse me...

1040
00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,890
the family that's happy
all the time?

1041
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,024
Not possible.

1042
00:43:13,058 --> 00:43:16,394
It is strange how they
spend their weekends--

1043
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,830
hopping around
in potato sacks.

1044
00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:20,365
And you know
something?
Yeah.

1045
00:43:20,398 --> 00:43:23,101
I hear that their maid
works for free.

1046
00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:25,070
Can you understand that?

1047
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,204
No.
I can't. No.

1048
00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,073
You know,
I was over there once.

1049
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,141
One bathroom
for nine people?

1050
00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,409
Get out of here.
Oh, stop, please.

1051
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,712
And I never did see
a toilet.

1052
00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:36,414
Please, they've got
to put it somewhere.

1053
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:37,749
Come on.

1054
00:43:37,783 --> 00:43:39,184
I rest my case.

1055
00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:41,987
( doorbell rings )

1056
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,989
Hi. I'm Doug Simpson.

1057
00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:45,290
Marcia's date?

1058
00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:48,059
Oh, right--
the big man on campus.

1059
00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:49,194
Come on in, Doug.

1060
00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:51,129
Marcia, Doug's here!

1061
00:43:52,731 --> 00:43:54,165
CAROL:
Hi, Doug.

1062
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:57,102
Big man on campus, huh?

1063
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,070
Yeah, right.

1064
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,676
Hi, Doug.

1065
00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:06,011
Hi, Marcia.

1066
00:44:06,044 --> 00:44:07,245
Is anything wrong?

1067
00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:11,316
Sweetheart, I think
you better show him.

1068
00:44:19,057 --> 00:44:21,927
I suppose you don't want
to go out with me now, huh?

1069
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,261
Oh, of course I do.

1070
00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:25,096
It's not your nose I'm after.

1071
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:29,134
That's a fine boy

1072
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,069
Marcia's got there.

1073
00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:32,938
Oh, Marcia,
it looks like rain.

1074
00:44:32,971 --> 00:44:34,806
You better take
your shawl.

1075
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,007
Thanks.

1076
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:37,375
Uh, Doug, how about you?

1077
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:39,878
Do you have
any protection?

1078
00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:40,979
Oh, yes, ma'am.

1079
00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:42,914
Assorted colors
and textures.

1080
00:44:42,948 --> 00:44:44,182
Good for you.

1081
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,117
MIKE:
Have fun, kids.

1082
00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:47,919
Bye-bye.

1083
00:44:47,953 --> 00:44:51,189
* Are you coming with me?

1084
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:56,161
But, Doug, this isn't
the school dance.

1085
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:59,264
I just figured
we'd come up here and
unwind a little bit

1086
00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:00,431
before we go down.

1087
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:02,734
Mind if I change
the station?

1088
00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:06,938
( blowing )

1089
00:45:06,972 --> 00:45:08,840
Oh, it is windy tonight.

1090
00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:11,276
Maybe we should put
the top up.

1091
00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:13,311
I'll keep you warm, Marcia.

1092
00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:14,813
Uh...

1093
00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:17,115
Doug, your hand
is on my shoulder.

1094
00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,383
So?

1095
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:22,320
Well, that's third base,
and I don't go that far.

1096
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:27,325
Doug, I think I just felt
your tongue in my mouth.

1097
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:29,027
That's called
a French kiss, Marcia.

1098
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,930
I thought you were
from Nebraska.

1099
00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:32,964
I am.

1100
00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:35,767
Listen, Doug, I don't know
what you were thinking,

1101
00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:37,435
but I don't do things
like that.

1102
00:45:37,468 --> 00:45:39,204
You may live
your life one way,

1103
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:41,973
but we Bradys
follow our own drummer.

1104
00:45:42,007 --> 00:45:45,276
So, I hope this doesn't sour
the rest of our date.

1105
00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:49,948
You Bradys suck!

1106
00:45:57,188 --> 00:45:58,323
Excuse me.

1107
00:45:58,356 --> 00:45:59,490
Oh, no, thank you.

1108
00:45:59,524 --> 00:46:01,827
I don't take rides
from strangers.

1109
00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,261
I was just wondering

1110
00:46:03,294 --> 00:46:05,496
how to get
to West Dale High School.

1111
00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,198
West Dale High?

1112
00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:09,100
* How do you do?

1113
00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:10,335
* Yeah

1114
00:46:10,368 --> 00:46:12,770
( rock music playing )

1115
00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:22,447
* So now I'm pissed off

1116
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,415
* My head is a twist-off

1117
00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:26,251
* I never have been cute

1118
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:29,587
* I need more money
'cause my life is crummy *

1119
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,190
* And get that stuff
off my shoe *

1120
00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:36,261
* It is a cruel world,
I'm no schoolgirl *

1121
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,096
* I never do what I should

1122
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:41,099
* And they never know,
it's about to blow... *

1123
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:42,600
Hey, you're
one groovy chick.

1124
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:45,303
You're really happening
in a far-out way.

1125
00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:47,939
( laughing ):
Thanks.

1126
00:46:47,973 --> 00:46:49,908
( song continues in background)

1127
00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:00,018
( laughs )

1128
00:47:04,189 --> 00:47:05,356
( gasps )

1129
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:06,524
( moans )

1130
00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:08,359
Peter!

1131
00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:19,504
Yeah!

1132
00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:21,506
( applause and cheering )

1133
00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:29,480
Excuse me.

1134
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:31,482
Can I have your attention,
please?

1135
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:34,319
You may all know me
as Greg Brady,

1136
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:37,222
but tonight,
I'd like to introduce you to...

1137
00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,190
Johnny Bravo!

1138
00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:43,394
( plays out of tune chords )

1139
00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:45,330
For my first song,

1140
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,365
I'd like to sing
a number I wrote

1141
00:47:47,398 --> 00:47:50,035
for the grooviest chick
at West Dale High.

1142
00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:51,369
( people screaming )

1143
00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:52,303
One, two

1144
00:47:52,337 --> 00:47:54,339
three, four...

1145
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:58,109
* Clowns never laughed before

1146
00:47:58,143 --> 00:48:01,479
* Beanstalks never grew

1147
00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:04,983
* Ponies never ran before

1148
00:48:05,016 --> 00:48:09,054
( punk music drowning out song)

1149
00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:16,928
Ah-ha-ha-ha!

1150
00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:23,268
* Does it scare you

1151
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:24,402
* When you see me
lose my mind... *

1152
00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:25,470
( gasps )

1153
00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:26,471
* I go crazy...

1154
00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:27,973
Hi, everybody.

1155
00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:29,975
It's the new Jan Brady.

1156
00:48:30,008 --> 00:48:32,978
Am I a hit?

1157
00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:34,445
Do you like it?

1158
00:48:34,479 --> 00:48:36,447
( yelling )

1159
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:38,683
( music stops )

1160
00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,485
Hmm.

1161
00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:42,988
Wow. It worked.

1162
00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:45,356
I really did make a splash.

1163
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,526
Can I have your attention,
please?

1164
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:49,560
I have some news

1165
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:51,562
that's going to make
everyone flip.

1166
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,431
Hey... what about me?

1167
00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:55,100
I thought
he might show up,

1168
00:48:55,133 --> 00:48:57,268
but I didn't want
to get all your hopes up.

1169
00:48:57,302 --> 00:48:59,470
Marcia did it again.

1170
00:48:59,504 --> 00:49:01,739
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

1171
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:04,009
But here he is--

1172
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,410
Davy Jones!

1173
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,312
( one person clapping )

1174
00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:08,413
BOY:
Hey, Grandpa...

1175
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,547
GIRL:
Oh, man!

1176
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,983
Thanks a lot for
being here, Davy...

1177
00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:13,684
I mean, Mr. Jones.

1178
00:49:13,718 --> 00:49:16,554
Anything for my
number-one fan.

1179
00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:18,489
( cooing and gasping )

1180
00:49:20,158 --> 00:49:23,995
( pop music piano introduction)

1181
00:49:28,133 --> 00:49:30,135
* Girl

1182
00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:33,038
* Look what you've done to me

1183
00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:35,140
Look, it really is Davy Jones!

1184
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,307
* Me

1185
00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:39,477
* And my whole world

1186
00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,549
* Girl

1187
00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:45,616
* You've brought

1188
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:48,786
* The sun to me

1189
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:52,323
* With your smile

1190
00:49:52,357 --> 00:49:54,592
* You did it, girl

1191
00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:56,261
( loud rock music joining in)

1192
00:49:56,294 --> 00:49:59,230
* I'm telling you, girl

1193
00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:00,465
* Something not

1194
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,700
* Known to me

1195
00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:05,570
* Makes

1196
00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:07,538
* You what you are...

1197
00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:09,040
Hi, Charlie.

1198
00:50:09,074 --> 00:50:10,275
Hey, Marcia.

1199
00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:12,443
It was rude of me
to break our date.

1200
00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:14,612
How can I make
it up to you?

1201
00:50:14,645 --> 00:50:18,449
Well, uh... gee, Marcia,
how about a dance?

1202
00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:21,352
Why, I'd love to,
Charlie Anderson.

1203
00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:24,689
* ...that way, girl

1204
00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:26,357
* Thank you, girl

1205
00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:29,194
* For making
the morning brighter *

1206
00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:30,328
* Girl

1207
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,630
* For making
the nighttime nicer *

1208
00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:33,631
* Girl

1209
00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:36,101
* For making a better world

1210
00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:38,636
* For me

1211
00:50:38,669 --> 00:50:41,272
* I'm telling you, girl

1212
00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:45,476
* Something unknown to me

1213
00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:48,446
* Makes

1214
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,517
* You what you are

1215
00:50:53,584 --> 00:50:56,421
* And what you are

1216
00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:59,590
* Is all that I want for me

1217
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:02,393
* And it's good

1218
00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:07,532
* To feel that way, girl

1219
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:08,866
* Thank you, girl

1220
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:12,370
* For making the winter warmer

1221
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:13,404
* Girl

1222
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:16,241
* For making the music softer

1223
00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:17,408
* Girl

1224
00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:21,179
* For making a better world
for me *

1225
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:23,481
( shrieking guitar riff )

1226
00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:37,695
* And what you are

1227
00:51:37,728 --> 00:51:42,633
* Is all that I want for me

1228
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,435
* And it's good

1229
00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:47,638
* To feel that way, girl

1230
00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,874
( moaning and shrieking )

1231
00:51:49,907 --> 00:51:51,476
* Thank you, girl

1232
00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:55,780
* Thank you, girl

1233
00:51:56,847 --> 00:52:00,651
* Thank you, girl...

1234
00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:04,155
( cheering )

1235
00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:11,629
( wild cheering and applause)

1236
00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:17,902
Hey, where are you going?

1237
00:52:17,935 --> 00:52:20,438
Something suddenly came up.

1238
00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:25,310
Hey, Marcia,
you looked great up there.

1239
00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:26,744
Thanks, Noreen.

1240
00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:30,681
Hey, Marcia,
you got a sec?

1241
00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:32,417
Forget it, Doug.

1242
00:52:32,450 --> 00:52:33,718
Even with a swollen nose,

1243
00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:35,420
I can still smell a rat.

1244
00:52:40,591 --> 00:52:41,759
Slut.

1245
00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:49,567
Um... Marcia, would
you get our coats.

1246
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,303
I have a little, uh...
matter to discuss.

1247
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:54,572
Sure, Charlie.

1248
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,275
Hey...

1249
00:52:57,308 --> 00:52:58,743
I heard what
you said, Doug...

1250
00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:01,812
and I'm not going
to let you talk
to Marcia like that.

1251
00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:02,947
Yeah?

1252
00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,749
Yeah.
Well, what
are you going

1253
00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:05,950
to do about it, geek?

1254
00:53:05,983 --> 00:53:08,619
I-I'm going to... lose...

1255
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,689
consciousness.
Hey, Doug.

1256
00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:13,858
How's about

1257
00:53:13,891 --> 00:53:15,460
a little punch?

1258
00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:21,566
Is he dead?

1259
00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:26,937
Wow.

1260
00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:29,674
Charlie, thanks.

1261
00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:37,715
Couldn't have
done it better myself.

1262
00:53:44,355 --> 00:53:45,623
Here.

1263
00:53:51,496 --> 00:53:53,631
Are you okay?

1264
00:54:00,338 --> 00:54:02,807
I really had
a great time, Marcia.

1265
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,842
Yeah, me, too, Charlie.

1266
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,912
Well, uh...

1267
00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:10,014
Bye. Bye.

1268
00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:12,016
Uh, Marcia?

1269
00:54:12,049 --> 00:54:15,486
So, um... can, uh...

1270
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,888
can I have a kiss
good night?

1271
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:19,624
Yeah.

1272
00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:21,359
Okay, Charlie.

1273
00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:29,434
Marcia...

1274
00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:32,370
I think I just felt
your tongue in my mouth.

1275
00:54:32,403 --> 00:54:34,705
It's called a French kiss,
Charlie.

1276
00:54:34,739 --> 00:54:36,974
Um... Marcia, I got to go.

1277
00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:39,944
Uh, something
suddenly came up.

1278
00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,384
( car pulling away )

1279
00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:59,430
BOY:
32, 24, hike.

1280
00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:00,731
Dinner's ready.

1281
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:04,902
Oh, my nose!

1282
00:55:04,935 --> 00:55:06,437
( sighing )

1283
00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:11,909
What a nice dream.

1284
00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:13,344
( screams )

1285
00:55:13,378 --> 00:55:15,846
Jan, what is it?

1286
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,448
Has my nose gotten worse?

1287
00:55:17,482 --> 00:55:20,385
No. It's better.

1288
00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:22,387
( gasps )

1289
00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:31,862
The hardest thing
about the health club business

1290
00:55:31,896 --> 00:55:34,365
is getting people
to leave their house.

1291
00:55:34,399 --> 00:55:37,067
Well... what do you think?

1292
00:55:37,101 --> 00:55:38,469
I love it.

1293
00:55:38,503 --> 00:55:41,472
( speaking Japanese )

1294
00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:44,008
Consider yourself hired.

1295
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,949
( bat hits ball )

1296
00:55:51,982 --> 00:55:54,051
( stadium crowd cheers )

1297
00:55:56,487 --> 00:55:57,488
Uh-huh.

1298
00:55:57,522 --> 00:55:59,156
You would?

1299
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,958
I see.

1300
00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:02,727
Ahh.

1301
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,029
All right.

1302
00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:06,464
( growls )

1303
00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:14,371
Mom, Dad?

1304
00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:26,751
Hey, why the gloom?

1305
00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:28,586
Well, we just had
a kid meeting

1306
00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:29,887
and, well, we decided

1307
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,457
that we don't mind
if we have to move.

1308
00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:33,491
We tried

1309
00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:36,527
to raise the money for
the tax bill ourselves,

1310
00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:38,529
but there are only
two days left

1311
00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,931
and all we
could come up
with was $110.

1312
00:56:40,965 --> 00:56:42,533
What?

1313
00:56:42,567 --> 00:56:44,034
How did you know
about the house

1314
00:56:44,068 --> 00:56:45,402
and the tax bill?

1315
00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:49,440
Oops!

1316
00:56:49,474 --> 00:56:50,941
Cindy, do I have
to remind you

1317
00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:52,610
that when you tattle
on somebody,

1318
00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:55,646
you're not just telling on them,
you're telling on yourself

1319
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,081
and...

1320
00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:59,817
ALL:
Telling them
that you're a tattletale.

1321
00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:01,519
We've heard
it, Dad. Thanks.

1322
00:57:01,552 --> 00:57:04,989
Kids, you have nothing
to worry about.

1323
00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:07,592
Today your father
sold a design

1324
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:11,028
and now he can get
that $20,000 advance.

1325
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:12,563
( all exclaim )

1326
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:14,599
I appreciate
what you all tried to do

1327
00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:16,467
and from now on,
no more secrets.

1328
00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:18,235
The important thing is

1329
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:19,504
we still have our home

1330
00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:20,838
so, let's celebrate.

1331
00:57:20,871 --> 00:57:22,773
Put on
your Sunday best, kids.

1332
00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:24,074
We're going to Sears.

1333
00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,510
( all exclaiming )

1334
00:57:31,215 --> 00:57:34,819
* I think I'll go for a walk
outside now *

1335
00:57:34,852 --> 00:57:37,121
* The summer sun's
calling my name *

1336
00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:38,288
* I hear ya now *

1337
00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:42,026
* I just can't stay inside
all day *

1338
00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:46,631
* I gotta get out,
get me some of those rays *

1339
00:57:46,664 --> 00:57:48,265
* Everybody's smilin' *

1340
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:50,100
* Sunshine day *

1341
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:54,905
* Everybody
seems so happy today *

1342
00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:56,574
* It's a sunshine day *

1343
00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:59,944
* I think I'll go for a walk
outside now *

1344
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:02,513
* The summer sun
knows me by name *

1345
00:58:02,547 --> 00:58:03,648
* He's a-calling me... *

1346
00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:06,584
Hey, everybody,
look at Alice.

1347
00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:11,756
Outtasight.

1348
00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:13,023
Neato.

1349
00:58:13,057 --> 00:58:15,626
And I thought
Sam had magic fingers.

1350
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,794
( all laugh )

1351
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,296
ALL:
Oh, Alice.

1352
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:21,799
( all laughing )

1353
00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:25,970
Hey, everybody, look.

1354
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,538
Come on, gang,
let's have a look.

1355
00:58:27,572 --> 00:58:29,306
* I think I'll take
a walk every day now *

1356
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:32,076
I'm on TV.

1357
00:58:32,109 --> 00:58:34,111
* The summer sun's
shown me the way *

1358
00:58:34,144 --> 00:58:35,279
* To be happy now *

1359
00:58:35,312 --> 00:58:38,583
* I just can't stay inside
all day *

1360
00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:42,887
* I gotta get out,
get me some of those rays...*

1361
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,088
GIRL:
Oh, my God...

1362
00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:45,656
Tori Spelling
is here

1363
00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:47,592
autographing
her new perfume!

1364
00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:49,560
( girls screaming )

1365
00:58:58,335 --> 00:59:01,872
* I think I'll go for a walk
outside now *

1366
00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:04,575
* The summer sun's
calling my name *

1367
00:59:04,609 --> 00:59:05,876
* I hear ya now *

1368
00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:09,146
* I gotta get out,
get me some of those rays *

1369
00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:11,749
* Everybody's smilin' *

1370
00:59:11,782 --> 00:59:13,584
* Sunshine day *

1371
00:59:13,618 --> 00:59:15,185
* Everybody's laughin'... *

1372
00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:16,654
LARRY:
Bill.

1373
00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,055
Brady.

1374
00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:19,757
Occupant.

1375
00:59:19,790 --> 00:59:21,091
Bill.

1376
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,293
Brady...

1377
00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:26,563
"Joint consolidated tax bill:
Final notice."

1378
00:59:29,834 --> 00:59:31,602
"Dear Mr. Brady...

1379
00:59:31,636 --> 00:59:33,738
"due to your failure to pay...

1380
00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:39,209
house will be auctioned
2:00 p.m. tomorrow..."

1381
00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:42,212
$20,000.

1382
00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:43,781
Dina?

1383
00:59:43,814 --> 00:59:45,916
Dina...

1384
00:59:45,950 --> 00:59:49,620
this is the greatest
day of our lives.

1385
00:59:49,654 --> 00:59:51,388
Did the kids run away?

1386
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,624
No. We are rich.

1387
00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:58,362
We are going to be filthy,
stinking, disgustingly rich.

1388
00:59:58,395 --> 00:59:59,363
Larry?

1389
00:59:59,396 --> 01:00:00,364
Yeah?

1390
01:00:00,397 --> 01:00:03,400
Get me my ice mask.

1391
01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:05,169
Forget your ice mask.

1392
01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:06,737
We're going to be so rich

1393
01:00:06,771 --> 01:00:08,906
you can hire an Eskimo
to sit on your face.

1394
01:00:16,714 --> 01:00:17,748
( knocking )

1395
01:00:17,782 --> 01:00:18,916
It's open.

1396
01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:20,785
Of course it is.

1397
01:00:20,818 --> 01:00:21,919
( chuckles )

1398
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:22,953
Morning.

1399
01:00:22,987 --> 01:00:24,121
Morning, Larry.

1400
01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:25,255
If you're here

1401
01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:27,758
about the offer,
the answer's still no.

1402
01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,760
I haven't changed my mind.

1403
01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:30,861
No need for that.

1404
01:00:30,895 --> 01:00:33,097
I know
you won't be selling this house

1405
01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:36,066
because, after the auction
tomorrow at 2:00, I'll own it.

1406
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:38,402
Well, I don't think
there'll be any auction.

1407
01:00:40,004 --> 01:00:41,371
What?

1408
01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:43,207
Well, luckily,
I just sold one of my designs,

1409
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,276
so it looks like
the Bradys are here to stay.

1410
01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:50,948
So,
which firm was lucky enough

1411
01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:53,450
to snag one of your designs,
Mike?

1412
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,085
LARRY:
And, of course

1413
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:56,153
if you ever need
a property

1414
01:00:56,186 --> 01:00:57,287
for one of your
health clubs

1415
01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:58,322
I'm your man.

1416
01:00:58,355 --> 01:00:59,724
Oh, thank you.

1417
01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:03,160
Well, well.
What have we here?

1418
01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:04,461
This is one
of our new gyms

1419
01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:06,096
that we're constructing.

1420
01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:08,799
We are negotiating to buy
the design right now.

1421
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:10,434
Really?
Who's your architect?

1422
01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:12,703
A very talented fellow--

1423
01:01:12,737 --> 01:01:15,139
name of Brady.

1424
01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:17,041
I guess you won't be breaking
ground until after he dries out.

1425
01:01:17,074 --> 01:01:18,042
Dries out?

1426
01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:19,109
I really shouldn't
say anything.

1427
01:01:19,143 --> 01:01:20,310
Guy's been
through a lot lately,

1428
01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:23,213
what with the charges filed
against him and everything.

1429
01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:24,414
Charges?

1430
01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:25,950
Criminal negligence.

1431
01:01:25,983 --> 01:01:28,819
A building he designed
completely collapsed.

1432
01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:31,956
Old folks home,
Christmas day.

1433
01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:35,325
All those cute, little
visiting grandchildren...

1434
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,827
some with puppies.

1435
01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:41,098
Let's take a moment
to honor their memory, shall we?

1436
01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,504
( square-dance music playing)

1437
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:49,740
( all cheering )

1438
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,778
( phone rings )

1439
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:54,979
I'll get it.

1440
01:01:56,781 --> 01:01:59,016
Brady residence.

1441
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,150
You did? I see.

1442
01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:01,251
When?

1443
01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:02,887
Uh-huh.

1444
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,088
They did?

1445
01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:05,923
Why not?

1446
01:02:06,891 --> 01:02:09,426
Uh-huh... oh.

1447
01:02:09,459 --> 01:02:11,862
Yeah?

1448
01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:12,429
Right.

1449
01:02:12,462 --> 01:02:14,765
Well...

1450
01:02:14,799 --> 01:02:17,067
bye.

1451
01:02:17,101 --> 01:02:18,268
Bad news, I'm afraid.

1452
01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:20,004
Oh, Mike. What?

1453
01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:22,272
The Flex factory pulled out
of the project this morning.

1454
01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:24,208
They're not going
with my design.

1455
01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:26,877
Oh, Mike. Why?

1456
01:02:26,911 --> 01:02:28,245
Well, they wouldn't say.

1457
01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:30,280
I guess this
means it's over.

1458
01:02:30,314 --> 01:02:33,083
Unless a miracle happens
by 2:00 tomorrow,

1459
01:02:33,117 --> 01:02:35,786
the county is going
to auction our house.

1460
01:02:35,820 --> 01:02:37,221
Oh, Mike. How?

1461
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,424
Kids, I'm afraid
the money

1462
01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:43,794
that we were counting on
is no longer a possibility.

1463
01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:45,529
But I want you
to remember

1464
01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:47,464
that no matter
where we go,

1465
01:02:47,497 --> 01:02:49,399
or whatever
house we're in,

1466
01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:52,369
we'll be fine as long
as we're together,

1467
01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:55,272
so I don't want to see
any more frowns.

1468
01:02:55,305 --> 01:02:56,941
We're Bradys.

1469
01:02:56,974 --> 01:02:58,843
And as a wise
man once said:

1470
01:02:58,876 --> 01:03:01,345
"Wherever you go,
there you are."

1471
01:03:02,512 --> 01:03:04,949
I never thought of it
that way, Dad.

1472
01:03:04,982 --> 01:03:07,284
MARCIA:
Thanks, Dad.

1473
01:03:16,326 --> 01:03:19,196
Boy, this is crummy.

1474
01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:22,266
Well, there must be
some way out of this mess.

1475
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,868
Everybody think.

1476
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:32,943
Hey, I've got it.

1477
01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:36,113
We can enter that
"Search for the Stars" contest.

1478
01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,114
First prize

1479
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:39,116
is exactly $20,000.

1480
01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,317
Hey, that's a nifty idea,
Marcia.

1481
01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,419
Great idea, Marcia.

1482
01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:43,487
Good idea, Marcia.

1483
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:44,554
Am I invisible?

1484
01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:46,490
Do I not
have a voice?

1485
01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:48,325
I had that idea two days ago.

1486
01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,094
Stop being so selfish, Jan.

1487
01:03:50,127 --> 01:03:51,028
Come on, Jan.

1488
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:52,362
Oh, Jan.

1489
01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:53,363
Jan.
Jan.

1490
01:03:53,397 --> 01:03:55,199
Come on, you
guys, we got

1491
01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:56,400
a big day ahead of us.

1492
01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:58,535
We better get some rest
if we're going to be

1493
01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:00,871
a fresh, young
musical group.

1494
01:04:00,905 --> 01:04:02,439
It was my idea. Mine.

1495
01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:04,308
Didn't anybody hear me?

1496
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,410
GIRL:
I heard you.

1497
01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:07,611
GIRL 2:
Me, too,

1498
01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:10,580
but it sounded better
coming from Marcia.

1499
01:04:10,614 --> 01:04:14,218
( chuckles )

1500
01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:22,159
Sam, that was the juiciest
Meat Cutters' Ball

1501
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:23,227
I've ever been to.

1502
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:24,461
I'm cooked.

1503
01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:27,231
Alice, I want you to
stick out your hand

1504
01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:28,365
and close your eyes.

1505
01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:30,167
I got a surprise for you.

1506
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,603
Unless it fits on my finger,
I've got to hit the sack.

1507
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:35,139
It better fit,

1508
01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:38,308
or I'm going to have
to take it back.

1509
01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:40,077
Sam, I thought this day

1510
01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:41,345
would never come.

1511
01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:46,150
When I saw it,

1512
01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:48,986
I thought
it was right up your alley.

1513
01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:50,687
I'm bowled over.

1514
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,390
( chuckles )

1515
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,195
I always thought
our grandchildren

1516
01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,064
would come visit us
in this house.

1517
01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:03,233
Oh, Mike.

1518
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:06,036
You know,
this is going to be

1519
01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:09,073
our last night
in this bedroom.

1520
01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:14,411
Why, Grandpa Brady.

1521
01:05:23,287 --> 01:05:25,289
( Carol chuckling softly )

1522
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:42,439
Jan,

1523
01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:43,607
where are you going?

1524
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,976
Someplace where I can be
appreciated.

1525
01:05:46,010 --> 01:05:47,677
Go ahead and snitch if you want.

1526
01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:49,446
Just give me a head start.

1527
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:50,247
I wouldn't snitch.

1528
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,649
But how will we sing
without you?

1529
01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:54,484
Why don't you ask Marcia?

1530
01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:57,654
Maybe she has
another brilliant idea.

1531
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:04,728
( door shuts )

1532
01:06:04,761 --> 01:06:07,497
Mom? Dad?

1533
01:06:07,531 --> 01:06:09,699
( clearing throats )

1534
01:06:11,435 --> 01:06:13,403
Uh... what is it,
Cindy?

1535
01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:15,372
If you know something,

1536
01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,507
but you don't want
to be a tattle,

1537
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:20,477
but it's very important
that you tell someone...

1538
01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:22,179
Cindy, let's talk about
it tomorrow.

1539
01:06:22,212 --> 01:06:23,747
But Jan could be dead by then!

1540
01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,182
What?!

1541
01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:27,284
Oops!

1542
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:29,619
Why would Jan run
away like this?

1543
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:33,457
Maybe we were
thinking too much
about our problems

1544
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,792
and not enough
about the kids.

1545
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:38,528
Did anyone
say anything

1546
01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:40,197
that would make
Jan run away?

1547
01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:42,566
Nothing more than
what we usually
say to her.

1548
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:43,633
KIDS:
Yeah.

1549
01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:46,036
I'll get Alice.

1550
01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:50,507
Oh.

1551
01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:52,309
Hi, folks.

1552
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:53,477
Sam,

1553
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,479
what are you
doing here?

1554
01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:58,782
Oh, I was just, um,
delivering some meat.

1555
01:06:58,815 --> 01:07:00,484
Well, it's a good thing
you're here.

1556
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:03,053
Jan ran away,
and we need
you and Alice

1557
01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,388
to help
find her.

1558
01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:05,455
We'll circle
the block.

1559
01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:06,690
You check the school.

1560
01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:07,791
Come on, gang,
let's go.

1561
01:07:07,824 --> 01:07:10,527
Let's go.

1562
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,597
Come on,
everybody,
hurry up.

1563
01:07:13,630 --> 01:07:14,531
Come on.

1564
01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:16,200
Come on, Cindy.

1565
01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:17,767
I call
the way back.

1566
01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:19,603
I got
the backseat.

1567
01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:27,477
What happened?
Did an animal die on your head?

1568
01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,745
( chuckling )

1569
01:07:28,778 --> 01:07:29,579
Hey, lose the hat.

1570
01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:31,215
You'll be okay.

1571
01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:11,355
MIKE:
Keep your eyes peeled,
everybody.

1572
01:08:17,494 --> 01:08:20,230
Breaker, one-nine,
breaker, one-nine,

1573
01:08:20,264 --> 01:08:22,132
this is Christmas Carol.

1574
01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:24,701
Honey, no one's answered us
in years.

1575
01:08:24,734 --> 01:08:26,236
Oh, Mike, I have to try.

1576
01:08:28,572 --> 01:08:32,542
Breaker, one-nine,
do you read me?

1577
01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:35,779
Anyone out there?

1578
01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:38,382
I need a 20 on a little girl.

1579
01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:42,552
Blond, blue-eyed,
answers to the name of Jan.

1580
01:08:42,586 --> 01:08:44,554
Tell her...

1581
01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:49,593
Mother Hen and Father Goose
love her very much.

1582
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:53,430
Come after me
if you're out there, over.

1583
01:08:58,335 --> 01:09:01,271
Huh. Sounds like
some family

1584
01:09:01,305 --> 01:09:03,573
misses somebody
they love very much.

1585
01:09:03,607 --> 01:09:05,375
I don't have a family.

1586
01:09:05,409 --> 01:09:07,577
Oh, no family.

1587
01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:08,612
You know, sometimes

1588
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:10,747
I'm driving the
graveyard shift

1589
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:12,249
in the middle
of nowhere,

1590
01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:14,718
I can't help thinking
what might have been

1591
01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:16,753
if I'd taken a
different road--

1592
01:09:16,786 --> 01:09:18,588
married young,
had a family--

1593
01:09:18,622 --> 01:09:19,889
three boys,
three girls.

1594
01:09:19,923 --> 01:09:22,659
Oh, then a little voice says,
"Are you kidding?

1595
01:09:22,692 --> 01:09:24,928
They'd probably just treat you
like a maid."

1596
01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:26,630
Do you want some of this, Jan?

1597
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,232
No, thanks.

1598
01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:29,866
You have a little voice, too?

1599
01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:33,637
Mmm. Oh, honey, when you're
on the road as long as I am,

1600
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,605
you got to talk to somebody.

1601
01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:38,708
That's a trick I
learned growing up.

1602
01:09:38,742 --> 01:09:40,944
It's tough being a middle child.

1603
01:09:40,977 --> 01:09:43,680
You're a middle child.

1604
01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:44,848
So am I.

1605
01:09:44,881 --> 01:09:46,883
Then you know what it feels like

1606
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:48,452
not being special.

1607
01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:51,321
What does she mean,
"I'm not special?"

1608
01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:53,423
Hey, she's just trying to help.

1609
01:09:53,457 --> 01:09:54,458
My family's not much.

1610
01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:56,793
No kids, though we do have
a lot of livestock.

1611
01:09:56,826 --> 01:09:59,863
( hoarse rasp ):
Jan! Oh, Jan!

1612
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:02,232
Don't listen to her!

1613
01:10:02,266 --> 01:10:03,667
In this day and age,
if you're lucky enough...

1614
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:04,934
Who is that?

1615
01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:08,272
( hoarse rasp ):
It's me-- the new Jan Brady.

1616
01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:10,374
Let's knock over a 7-Eleven.

1617
01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:11,808
Stop! You're scaring me!

1618
01:10:11,841 --> 01:10:13,243
Me, too.
Me, too!

1619
01:10:22,286 --> 01:10:24,354
Mom? Dad?

1620
01:10:25,422 --> 01:10:27,924
Hi. I'm back.

1621
01:10:27,957 --> 01:10:29,726
Marcia? Cindy?

1622
01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:31,895
Are you up there?

1623
01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:36,333
Greg? Peter? Bobby?

1624
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:39,703
Alice?

1625
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:44,374
Sam?

1626
01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:46,443
( radio static )

1627
01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:50,013
Christmas Carol, this is
Schultzy, come back to me.

1628
01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:54,518
Schultzy! Th-this
is Christmas Carol.

1629
01:10:54,551 --> 01:10:56,720
I got a 20 on a little girl.

1630
01:10:56,753 --> 01:11:01,057
Blue eyes, blonde hair,
answers to the name of Jan.

1631
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:03,293
( all exclaiming )

1632
01:11:03,327 --> 01:11:07,030
I just dropped her off
at 4222 Clinton Way.

1633
01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:09,299
Thank you, Schultzy,
thank you

1634
01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:10,400
and God bless!

1635
01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:12,436
Over.

1636
01:11:12,469 --> 01:11:14,504
That's a big ten-four.

1637
01:11:14,538 --> 01:11:15,705
( air horn blowing )

1638
01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:17,807
( chuckling )

1639
01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:21,745
Jan?

1640
01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:22,812
Jan, are you here?

1641
01:11:22,846 --> 01:11:24,781
Mom? Dad?

1642
01:11:24,814 --> 01:11:26,883
Oh, honey!

1643
01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:27,884
Oh, honey!

1644
01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:28,785
Oh, sweetheart.

1645
01:11:28,818 --> 01:11:30,587
I'm so glad
you're safe!

1646
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:31,688
Oh, honey,

1647
01:11:31,721 --> 01:11:33,957
what on earth
made you run away?

1648
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,960
I thought no one wanted me here
anymore,

1649
01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:39,763
but when I was out
in the real world,

1650
01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:42,799
I realized
that I wanted me to be here.

1651
01:11:42,832 --> 01:11:44,834
You're all a part of me

1652
01:11:44,868 --> 01:11:46,736
and I'm
a part of you,

1653
01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:48,838
and there's no escaping that...

1654
01:11:48,872 --> 01:11:51,641
but it makes me feel
really special.

1655
01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,042
I couldn't
have put it

1656
01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:55,445
better myself, Jan,
but I'll try anyway.

1657
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:56,413
See, I've always believed

1658
01:11:56,446 --> 01:11:58,915
that it doesn't matter
where your home is,

1659
01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:00,884
because home
is where your heart is,

1660
01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:01,985
and we may lose
this house,

1661
01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:03,820
but we'll always
have our family

1662
01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:05,489
because
we're Bradys,

1663
01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:07,424
and this family is our home.

1664
01:12:07,457 --> 01:12:09,926
That's why we'll
always have our home.

1665
01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,628
As long as we have our family,

1666
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:14,130
even if we lose our house,
we're still Bradys.

1667
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,566
Your father's right.

1668
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,602
( all talking at once )
Oh, yeah,
absolutely, Dad.

1669
01:12:18,635 --> 01:12:19,769
MARCIA:
Maybe we can still

1670
01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:20,770
save the house.

1671
01:12:20,804 --> 01:12:21,671
How about Jan's idea

1672
01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:24,574
of the "Search for
the Stars" contest?

1673
01:12:24,608 --> 01:12:26,476
Jan's idea?

1674
01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:27,811
Yes, it was Jan's,

1675
01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:29,813
and it's
a really great plan.

1676
01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:31,948
CAROL:
What's "Search
for the Stars?"

1677
01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:32,949
It's a contest

1678
01:12:32,982 --> 01:12:34,951
for the best
musical group,

1679
01:12:34,984 --> 01:12:37,821
and there's a first prize
of $20,000.

1680
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:40,457
And singing
one of Greg's songs,

1681
01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:41,925
we're sure to win.

1682
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,661
Well, then, you're going to have
to sing it without me.

1683
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,930
Huh?
What?
Why?

1684
01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:50,634
I thought I could change my name
and my personality

1685
01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:53,102
and become
some big, flashy rock star,

1686
01:12:53,136 --> 01:12:55,505
but I was just kidding myself.

1687
01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:56,806
Nobody liked my act.

1688
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,876
I guess
I just don't have what it takes.

1689
01:13:02,746 --> 01:13:04,080
Well, let's face it,

1690
01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:06,750
Johnny Bravo's nothing but...

1691
01:13:06,783 --> 01:13:07,817
Johnny Rotten.

1692
01:13:07,851 --> 01:13:09,619
You're right,
son.

1693
01:13:09,653 --> 01:13:12,556
Johnny Bravo doesn't have
what it takes...

1694
01:13:12,589 --> 01:13:13,823
but Greg Brady does.

1695
01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:15,559
He has us,

1696
01:13:15,592 --> 01:13:17,761
and this family
can accomplish anything.

1697
01:13:17,794 --> 01:13:20,897
Alone, we can only move buckets,
but if we work together,

1698
01:13:20,930 --> 01:13:21,831
we can drain rivers.

1699
01:13:21,865 --> 01:13:22,932
Your father's
right.

1700
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:25,001
The eight of us
separate

1701
01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:26,169
are just eight...

1702
01:13:26,202 --> 01:13:28,672
well, with Alice, we're nine,
but nine...

1703
01:13:28,705 --> 01:13:29,906
Yes, well, technically...

1704
01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:30,974
And with Sam, ten,

1705
01:13:31,007 --> 01:13:33,943
but ten separate,
just ten.

1706
01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:35,545
Together...

1707
01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:36,913
we're a Bunch.

1708
01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:38,848
KIDS:
Yeah. The Brady Bunch.

1709
01:13:38,882 --> 01:13:40,450
What do you say,
Greg?

1710
01:13:40,484 --> 01:13:41,685
Please?

1711
01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:47,991
Well, what are we waiting for?

1712
01:13:48,024 --> 01:13:49,192
Grab some costumes.

1713
01:13:49,225 --> 01:13:51,194
We've got to make that contest!

1714
01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:53,830
Okay!
All right!

1715
01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:01,838
* We are blood

1716
01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:03,507
* We don't vote

1717
01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:05,975
* We are standing all alone

1718
01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:07,744
* At the beginning

1719
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,178
* Of the end

1720
01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:11,014
* We are phlegm

1721
01:14:11,047 --> 01:14:14,551
* We are phlegm.

1722
01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:15,919
I'm so nervous.

1723
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:17,153
Why am I so nervous?

1724
01:14:17,186 --> 01:14:19,889
Stop it.
You're making me nervous.

1725
01:14:22,025 --> 01:14:22,992
( spitoon clanks )

1726
01:14:23,026 --> 01:14:25,929
All right, let's have
a big hand for Phlegm.

1727
01:14:28,732 --> 01:14:31,034
Yay!

1728
01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:34,504
You sounded hot.

1729
01:14:34,538 --> 01:14:37,040
What, are you--
completely brain-dead?

1730
01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:38,942
Leon missed
an entire riff.

1731
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,510
Didn't you hear it?

1732
01:14:40,544 --> 01:14:42,145
I liked it.

1733
01:14:42,178 --> 01:14:45,048
You're such a loser.

1734
01:14:49,285 --> 01:14:50,954
Hey, Eric.

1735
01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:52,288
I'm sick and tired

1736
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,658
of seeing you treat
Holly that way.

1737
01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:55,959
In fact...

1738
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,961
I'm sick and tired
of you altogether.

1739
01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:01,565
You're nothing but a...

1740
01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:03,099
a big bully.

1741
01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:05,802
( chuckling )

1742
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,537
You're dog meat, Brady.

1743
01:15:07,571 --> 01:15:11,741
( voice breaking ):
Do it... and die, Eric.

1744
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:18,047
( falsetto ):
Ohh!

1745
01:15:18,081 --> 01:15:18,948
Ohh!

1746
01:15:18,982 --> 01:15:20,183
Oh.

1747
01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:24,053
JAN:
Hurry, Peter.

1748
01:15:24,087 --> 01:15:25,188
We're on.

1749
01:15:25,221 --> 01:15:27,557
Thanks, Peter.

1750
01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:30,126
I think you're
really... neato.

1751
01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:35,131
M.C.:
Oh, yes.
I hope everybody's having

1752
01:15:35,164 --> 01:15:36,265
a good time.

1753
01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:40,336
( deep voice: )
Why, uh... thank you, Holly.

1754
01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:44,708
I think you're... Ginger
and Mary Ann combined.

1755
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:47,744
Come on, Peter.
That's us.

1756
01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:48,678
See ya.

1757
01:15:48,712 --> 01:15:49,913
Good luck.

1758
01:15:49,946 --> 01:15:52,548
( Eric moaning )

1759
01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:56,185
( guitar solo playing )

1760
01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:03,192
* Flying down the highway
in our makeshift Model T.A. *

1761
01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:03,960
* Ooh

1762
01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:04,961
* Yeah

1763
01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:06,062
* Ooh

1764
01:16:06,095 --> 01:16:07,731
* It's a beautiful morning

1765
01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:12,268
* And it's gonna be
a beautiful day *

1766
01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:15,271
* The wheels are humming
and the guitar's strumming *

1767
01:16:15,304 --> 01:16:18,241
* And the radio is blasting
and good times are coming *

1768
01:16:18,274 --> 01:16:20,109
* As we're flying down
the highway *

1769
01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:22,145
* In our makeshift Model T.A.

1770
01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:27,150
* We're gonna keep on,
keep on, keep on *

1771
01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:30,887
* Keep on dancing
all through the night *

1772
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:36,626
* We're gonna keep on, keep on,
keep on doing it right *

1773
01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:39,796
* We're gonna keep on,
keep on, keep on moving *

1774
01:16:39,829 --> 01:16:43,266
* Gonna keep on, keep on,
keep on grooving *

1775
01:16:43,299 --> 01:16:47,270
* Keep on singing and dancing
all through the night *

1776
01:16:48,838 --> 01:16:51,307
( singing as Elvis ):
* You can hear the music

1777
01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:53,076
* More than 26 miles away

1778
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,678
* Ooh, yeah

1779
01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:55,679
* Ooh

1780
01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:57,146
* Your smile is heaven

1781
01:16:57,180 --> 01:17:00,083
* And heaven is here to stay

1782
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:01,284
* Yeah

1783
01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:03,252
* We're gonna keep on, keep on

1784
01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:07,824
* Keep on, keep on dancing
all through the night *

1785
01:17:07,857 --> 01:17:14,030
* We're gonna keep on, keep on,
keep on doing it right *

1786
01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:16,833
* We're gonna keep on, keep on,
keep on moving *

1787
01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:20,203
* Gonna keep on, keep on,
keep on grooving *

1788
01:17:20,236 --> 01:17:21,871
* Keep on singing

1789
01:17:21,905 --> 01:17:25,141
* And dancing
all through the night *

1790
01:17:31,915 --> 01:17:34,283
* We're gonna keep on, keep on

1791
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:38,321
* Keep on, keep on dancing
all through the night *

1792
01:17:38,354 --> 01:17:44,060
* We're gonna keep on, keep on,
keep on doing it right *

1793
01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:48,431
* We're gonna keep on, keep on,
keep on moving *

1794
01:17:48,464 --> 01:17:51,200
* Gonna keep on, keep on...

1795
01:17:51,234 --> 01:17:53,202
( both squealing )

1796
01:17:58,241 --> 01:17:59,976
Thank you, Brady Bunch.

1797
01:18:01,277 --> 01:18:02,712
You were great.

1798
01:18:02,746 --> 01:18:04,748
Great.

1799
01:18:04,781 --> 01:18:07,050
Give the rest
of our contestants a big hand

1800
01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,151
as our judges

1801
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:10,153
tally up the scores.

1802
01:18:13,857 --> 01:18:15,158
Thank you.

1803
01:18:16,225 --> 01:18:17,827
And I have it right here.

1804
01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:19,428
The winner
of the Search

1805
01:18:19,462 --> 01:18:22,198
for the Stars
$20,000 grand prize is...

1806
01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:25,835
the Brady Bunch?

1807
01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:28,037
( cheering )

1808
01:18:28,071 --> 01:18:31,841
( scattered applause )

1809
01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:33,442
Hey, great job.
Thanks.

1810
01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:38,081
They what?!

1811
01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:40,416
How could those losers
win anything?

1812
01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:42,752
Look, Eric,
you got to stall them for me.

1813
01:18:42,786 --> 01:18:44,921
What do you mean,
what's in it for you?

1814
01:18:44,954 --> 01:18:46,756
All right,
you have my permission

1815
01:18:46,790 --> 01:18:48,424
to pierce anything you want.

1816
01:18:48,457 --> 01:18:50,426
Just keep them
from getting here.

1817
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:51,861
Damn kid.

1818
01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:02,405
Come on.

1819
01:19:05,374 --> 01:19:06,409
Well, here it is.

1820
01:19:06,442 --> 01:19:08,444
A check made out
to the Brady Bunch

1821
01:19:08,477 --> 01:19:11,180
for $20,000.

1822
01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:12,248
Come on, gang, let's go.
Hurry!

1823
01:19:12,281 --> 01:19:13,282
All right, everybody.

1824
01:19:13,316 --> 01:19:14,283
Let's hear it
for them Bradys.

1825
01:19:14,317 --> 01:19:15,284
They were something else.

1826
01:19:15,318 --> 01:19:16,485
Thanks for coming down.

1827
01:19:16,519 --> 01:19:18,321
I hope you had a good time
and we'll see you...

1828
01:19:19,322 --> 01:19:20,289
Come on, come on.

1829
01:19:20,323 --> 01:19:21,124
Let's go, troops!

1830
01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:22,391
Come on! Hurry up!

1831
01:19:24,393 --> 01:19:25,795
( girls clamoring )

1832
01:19:25,829 --> 01:19:27,463
Hey, there,
groovy chicks.

1833
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:30,466
You're all happening
in far out ways.

1834
01:19:30,499 --> 01:19:32,135
Greg, hurry.
The house.

1835
01:19:40,343 --> 01:19:42,846
Now, how do you suppose
that happened?

1836
01:19:42,879 --> 01:19:45,314
Oh, Mike.
What are we going to do?

1837
01:19:45,348 --> 01:19:46,249
( car alarm blaring )

1838
01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,885
Hey, Marcia, look.
It's our friend, Eddie.

1839
01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:50,153
You remember.

1840
01:19:50,186 --> 01:19:51,587
The guy who needed
a car jack.

1841
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,857
Come on, everybody.
He can give us a lift.

1842
01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:00,496
GREG:
Hey, Eddie!

1843
01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:02,365
Oh, no.

1844
01:20:02,398 --> 01:20:04,333
Can you give us a ride?

1845
01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:05,601
A ride?

1846
01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:08,204
Good afternoon.

1847
01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:09,205
Having trouble

1848
01:20:09,238 --> 01:20:10,606
with the car alarm?

1849
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:11,908
No. It's not our car.

1850
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:13,309
It's our friend Eddie's.

1851
01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:15,511
Oh, really?

1852
01:20:15,544 --> 01:20:17,246
Where are the keys, Eddie?

1853
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:18,481
I lost them.

1854
01:20:18,514 --> 01:20:20,149
Oh, no.

1855
01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:22,618
But we were counting on you
to give us a ride to our house.

1856
01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,087
I'll run the plate.

1857
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:25,388
BOBBY:
Uh, excuse me,
Officer

1858
01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:28,324
but I'd hate to ask
a law enforcement official

1859
01:20:28,357 --> 01:20:30,193
to bend the rules...

1860
01:20:30,226 --> 01:20:32,228
especially for
penal code 117

1861
01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,097
section 33-B,

1862
01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:35,298
but our house is at stake.

1863
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:38,134
( clamoring )

1864
01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:42,305
Please?

1865
01:20:44,407 --> 01:20:46,175
2:00. Auction time.

1866
01:20:46,209 --> 01:20:48,311
It's exciting,
isn't it, Alice?

1867
01:20:49,913 --> 01:20:51,580
By the power
authorized me

1868
01:20:51,614 --> 01:20:53,182
by the county of Los Angeles,

1869
01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:56,185
I hereby offer this property
to the highest bidder,

1870
01:20:56,219 --> 01:20:57,420
unless the owner redeems...

1871
01:20:57,453 --> 01:20:58,988
Come on, come on, come on.

1872
01:20:59,022 --> 01:21:00,089
Okay, I'll start

1873
01:21:00,123 --> 01:21:03,526
the bidding at the sum total
of back taxes: $20,000.

1874
01:21:03,559 --> 01:21:05,194
Do I have any takers?

1875
01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:08,397
Say... I've got $20,000.

1876
01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:09,933
( sirens blaring )

1877
01:21:09,966 --> 01:21:11,134
MIKE:
Stop the auction!

1878
01:21:13,402 --> 01:21:15,571
We have the money
for the tax bill.

1879
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,108
I repeat,

1880
01:21:19,142 --> 01:21:20,643
stop the auction.

1881
01:21:20,676 --> 01:21:22,912
We have the money
for the tax bill.

1882
01:21:22,946 --> 01:21:25,214
The house is still ours.

1883
01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:26,515
Come on, kids.

1884
01:21:30,453 --> 01:21:32,055
Hold everything.

1885
01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:35,925
Good news, everybody.

1886
01:21:35,959 --> 01:21:38,962
The Bradys are here to stay.

1887
01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:40,263
You lied to us,
Dittmeyer.

1888
01:21:40,296 --> 01:21:41,497
The Bradys
aren't selling.

1889
01:21:41,530 --> 01:21:42,498
I knew it!

1890
01:21:42,531 --> 01:21:43,499
You guaranteed us!

1891
01:21:43,532 --> 01:21:45,101
You ruined us,
Dittmeyer.

1892
01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:46,135
You're going to pay
for this.

1893
01:21:46,169 --> 01:21:47,503
MIKE:
Now, hold on, people.

1894
01:21:47,536 --> 01:21:48,938
Wait a minute.

1895
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:52,075
The man you should
be angry with

1896
01:21:52,108 --> 01:21:55,378
is me, 'cause our house
is more important than money.

1897
01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:57,981
This neighborhood
is more important
than money.

1898
01:21:58,014 --> 01:21:59,182
Tell me, how many times

1899
01:21:59,215 --> 01:22:01,117
have we borrowed
each other's power tools

1900
01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:02,952
or patched up
each other's kids?

1901
01:22:02,986 --> 01:22:05,254
We know so much
about each other.

1902
01:22:05,288 --> 01:22:08,091
I know that every January,
Mr. Yeager's going to have

1903
01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:10,226
that big Super Bowl party
at his house.

1904
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,260
Yeah.

1905
01:22:11,294 --> 01:22:13,296
We know every spring
Mrs. Simmons

1906
01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:15,598
is going to have the prettiest
daffodils on the block.

1907
01:22:15,631 --> 01:22:17,600
They are beautiful.
They are lovely flowers.

1908
01:22:17,633 --> 01:22:20,036
We know that at 10:15
every Saturday morning,

1909
01:22:20,069 --> 01:22:21,404
Mrs. Topping likes to walk

1910
01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:23,239
through her
living room naked.

1911
01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:24,273
( laughing )

1912
01:22:24,307 --> 01:22:25,508
You knew about that?

1913
01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:27,043
Call me
old-fashioned,

1914
01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:29,045
but these things
are important

1915
01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:30,980
and they're not for sale.

1916
01:22:31,014 --> 01:22:33,149
This is our neighborhood...

1917
01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:34,450
and we're staying.

1918
01:22:36,019 --> 01:22:38,454
Now, this is going
to sound crazy...

1919
01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:40,323
but Brady's right.

1920
01:22:40,356 --> 01:22:41,991
We're never
going to find

1921
01:22:42,025 --> 01:22:43,459
another neighborhood
like this.

1922
01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:46,395
And we'll never find neighbors
like the Bradys.

1923
01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:49,999
We're staying, too.

1924
01:22:50,033 --> 01:22:51,334
Us, too.

1925
01:22:51,367 --> 01:22:52,635
BOTH:
So are we.

1926
01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:54,070
We will, too.

1927
01:22:54,103 --> 01:22:56,039
Great.

1928
01:22:56,072 --> 01:22:57,206
Gosh, I wish I lived here.

1929
01:22:58,707 --> 01:23:01,010
I mean, it's...
it's incredible.

1930
01:23:01,044 --> 01:23:03,646
You people are
all staying...

1931
01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:08,484
because one family
is willing to stand up

1932
01:23:08,517 --> 01:23:10,253
for what they believe in?

1933
01:23:10,286 --> 01:23:12,488
Well... that and
the huge settlement

1934
01:23:12,521 --> 01:23:16,192
we're going to get after
we sue Dittmeyer's ass.

1935
01:23:16,225 --> 01:23:17,493
Oh, Mike.

1936
01:23:17,526 --> 01:23:20,029
I always knew
you could hit a grand slam

1937
01:23:20,063 --> 01:23:22,498
and now we can stay
in our house after all.

1938
01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:25,668
Hey, do you know who'd
love to hear about this?

1939
01:23:27,303 --> 01:23:28,504
KIDS:
Grandma!

1940
01:23:28,537 --> 01:23:29,572
Hey.

1941
01:23:29,605 --> 01:23:31,507
( clamoring )

1942
01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:34,677
Hi, everybody.

1943
01:23:36,412 --> 01:23:40,683
Wait a minute.

1944
01:23:40,716 --> 01:23:43,219
Look, how pretty
you have gotten.

1945
01:23:43,252 --> 01:23:45,188
Oh, those clothes.

1946
01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:46,622
Oh, what taste.

1947
01:23:46,655 --> 01:23:48,624
And that smile...

1948
01:23:48,657 --> 01:23:53,529
Oh, Marcia,
you are such a beauty.

1949
01:23:53,562 --> 01:23:55,698
Everyone loves Marcia.

1950
01:23:55,731 --> 01:23:56,832
No one loves you.

1951
01:23:56,865 --> 01:24:00,069
( raspy voice ):
Watch my head spin.

1952
01:24:00,103 --> 01:24:02,538
Kill, kill, kill!

1953
01:24:02,571 --> 01:24:04,073
No, stop it!

1954
01:24:04,107 --> 01:24:05,374
I can't take it anymore!

1955
01:24:05,408 --> 01:24:06,542
( voice laughing )

1956
01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:08,344
Aw, shut up, you loser!

1957
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:09,378
Jan!

1958
01:24:09,412 --> 01:24:10,379
Cut the crap.

1959
01:24:10,413 --> 01:24:11,714
( voice laughing )

1960
01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:13,416
( laughing stops )

1961
01:24:13,449 --> 01:24:14,550
They're gone.

1962
01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:16,319
Thank you, Grandma.

1963
01:24:16,352 --> 01:24:18,387
Oh, there.

1964
01:24:18,421 --> 01:24:20,723
Cindy.

1965
01:24:20,756 --> 01:24:22,558
Oh, Cindy.

1966
01:24:22,591 --> 01:24:25,161
Why does Jan get
all the attention?

1967
01:24:25,194 --> 01:24:29,565
Yeah. It's always
Jan, Jan, Jan.

1968
01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:32,835
( electric guitar
playing theme song )

1969
01:25:58,387 --> 01:26:00,823
* The Brady Bunch

1970
01:26:00,856 --> 01:26:02,925
* The Brady Bunch

1971
01:26:02,958 --> 01:26:08,931
* That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. *

1972
01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:28,551
* I remember someone said

1973
01:26:28,584 --> 01:26:32,288
* Even when we lose,
we win *

1974
01:26:32,321 --> 01:26:35,924
* Well, we must
be winning now *

1975
01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:39,662
* Cause it's got
that losing feeling *
* Mom always said

1976
01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:43,399
* Don't throw the ball
in the house *

1977
01:26:43,432 --> 01:26:46,902
* I only wish that I had known

1978
01:26:46,935 --> 01:26:50,739
* Maybe I would
not have broken *

1979
01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:54,477
* Every single thing I own

1980
01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:58,481
* Just wait for fate to change
the life that you hate *

1981
01:26:58,514 --> 01:27:01,917
* Down to your DNA

1982
01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:05,788
* Just wait for fate to change
the life that you hate *

1983
01:27:05,821 --> 01:27:07,956
* And get out of our way

1984
01:27:07,990 --> 01:27:09,725
* Have a nice day

1985
01:27:16,399 --> 01:27:20,369
* You know your father
is right *

1986
01:27:20,403 --> 01:27:23,972
* And he's always going to be

1987
01:27:24,006 --> 01:27:27,810
* Well, that makes me
feel so great *

1988
01:27:27,843 --> 01:27:31,547
* Cause I just
love being angry *

1989
01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:35,418
* Just wait for fate to change
the life that you hate *

1990
01:27:35,451 --> 01:27:37,720
* Down to your DNA

1991
01:27:37,753 --> 01:27:42,791
* Just wait for fate to change
the life that you hate *

1992
01:27:42,825 --> 01:27:44,627
* And get out of our way

1993
01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:46,429
* Have a nice day

1994
01:27:46,462 --> 01:27:48,764
( guitar solo )

1995
01:27:48,797 --> 01:27:51,867
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01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:54,737
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